Hi. I’m me. I’m doing a thing, for fun and emotional profit.

Objects in the picture may appear closer to rationality than they are.
I’ve more time than common sense, more whimsy than practicality, and more enthusiasm than skill. I’m more than equipped to launch headlong into a quest to re-earn all the Junior Girl Scout badges I once had — and quite possibly experience anew all the light and joy and fun that went into the process for me back in the day. Or, at the very least, sit on my couch maybe 30 percent less than I do right now, which is going to be a win either way.